Can he still dominate?

12:00 pm
Torpor: Oh gosh, it’s 12 already. Mi ah, I watch F1 ah… Don’t ask me to help in the kitchen.
*Quickly on the TV, the fan and the light; remote control ready in my palm*

TV: M. Schumacher – current position = 11… Kimi Raikkonen – 10… 23 laps left

Torpor: OI, Schumacher, you better at lease get ONE point in this race!!!

Torpor’s mom: *Don’t know anything about F1* What place can get 1 point?

Torpor: 8 lo…

Torpor’s mom: Then he sure can one la. Still have 23 laps what…

Torpor: *Remembered how Schumacher did last season* Yea lo hor… Last time he started from the pit lane then went to 12 when there were about 20 something left, finally ended up at 8th place. Sure can… Sure can…

TV: 20 laps left…

Neighbour: *Came to see my mother* Eh, you also watch F1 ah… Girl wor… My son don’t want to watch liao after M. Schumacher qualified so low. So what his position now?

Torpor: 11. *Continue to chat with the neighbour without watching the TV*

Suddently…
TV: M. Schumacher and N. Heidfeld collided. Both out of the race.

Torpor: Ei, what happened? Why like that? I want replay!

TV: Replay of the scene Schumacher and Heidfeld collided.

Torpor: Bodoh Schumacher… Why go knock him? See, sendiri pun sudah keluar… *Sign*

So in the end, Fisichella from Renault won the Australian Grand Prix, with Barrichello 2nd, Alonso 3rd, Coulthard 4th, Webber 5th, Montoya 6th and Klien and Raikkonen to round up the first 8.